Every other car out here is a cab… And I’m a bicycle cab. = no fare. (see: Punny)

What is the point in spending all our lives studying to become something great in the future and working hard to earn money and save money to do something great with it in the future when I could quite easily die in my sleep tonight? We spend the present worrying about preparing for whats to come, why do we not live in the now and embrace what we have in this moment in time? Imagine dying in a week and all you ever did in your life was go to school and work a part time job at safeway.

Well if you don’t have a good job then you’re going to be eating ramen for the next three weeks because odds are that you won’t die in your sleep tonight…

(Source: navydreams, via laurajackieee)

Shut the fuck up! This girl I work with is talking noooooonnnnnnstopppppp. Too early for this

is the only show on TV that I laugh out loud to. The funniest show. ever.